Thursday, September 12, 2013

Denny's Build Your Own Burger - $7 Rating: (9)

Mark Lim - Growing up as a fat kid sucked. You get made fun of every day for no reason other than your unhealthy obsession for chocolate and KFC gravy. One day I had enough of the taunting and decided to embrace my chubby. I started making a funny face where I squished my head back so all my chins layered like raw bacon. Everyone in school thought it was hilarious.

The problem was that now whenever I saw someone they would ask, "Hey, do that fat face!"  or kids would tell their friends, "That's the guy who makes the fat face! Do it!!!" No girl wants to be with a guy who makes a fat face. Anyway, so the moral of the story is: I actually I don't think I have one. I just wanted to talk about being a fat kid but if there was a lesson it would be: If you are the fat kid, don't do anything like the fat face because it stays with you until you grow old and your are forced to leave town in shame.

RANT ENDS. BURGER REVIEW BEGINS


I've never been a fan of Denny's but yesterday changed everything. I received a gift card for Denny's inviting me to try out their new "Build Your Own Burger" so I decided to take my wife to eat there on our anniversary. I think it goes 25 year = Silver, 50 year = Gold, 60 year = Diamond, 3 year = Denny's. Real romantic, right? 

The Burger I built (See what I named it on the next picture)

So the first thing you do when you want to Build Your Own Burger is to take the sheet on your table and check off all the awesomeness you want them to put on it.


I ended up choosing the Beef Patty on a Cheddar Bun with Cheddar Cheese, Sauteed Mushrooms, Grilled Onions, Tomatoes, Mayo, Frisco Sauce, and Onion Tanglers. I named it The OMG LOL Burger. It's actually super fun to pick your toppings. They have interesting ones like Mac'n Cheese, Hasbrowns, and Coleslaw. I was tempted to check everything but my wife gave me the disapproving face.


When my burger arrived I was very excited because it was my creation. I birthed it and named it. It was The OMG LOL burger by Mark Lim and I was proud of it.

The first bite was tasty.

The Cheddar Bun is the way to go. It's got a cheesy flavor and is lubricated enough so it slides down your gullet with ease. I was tempted to do the Grilled Potato Bread but I was happy with my Cheddar Bun. I was also on the fence about the Frisco Sauce. Basically it's thousand island sauce with a little kick. Next time I might try the Chipotle Sauce with Jalapenos. I almost ordered an absolute crazy burger with Hashbrowns, Mac 'n Cheese, a Fried Egg, Coleslaw, Chili, and Avocado but decided to get something a little normal for my first time around.


This burger was probably the best burger I've had all year. It looked great, it tasted great, and messy as hell just the way I like it. The only thing was they forgot to put on the Onion Tanglers but that's ok. It was pretty massive anyway.

 
The innards.

This trip to Denny's changed everything for me. There's now something that I crave and want to go back and eat. The Build Your Own Burger at Denny's is fun and tastes great. You should definitely check it out.

Oh, next time I want a Double Beef Patty, Cheddar Bun, Cheddar Cheese, Sauteed Mushroom, Grilled Onions, Tomato, Chipotle Sauce, Jalapenos, Hash Browns, Onion Tanglers, Mac 'n Cheese, Fire-Roasted Peppers and Onions, Chili, and Avocado burger. If they let me. Mmmm...

Be Fat! Be Happy!

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

You truly make my day! I now can't wait until my next venture out on the town so i can head to Denny's to "Build My Own Burger". LOVE THE BLOG!!!!!!

SnapandPrint said...

This intrigues me. I may have to travel the 45 minutes to the nearest Denny's and try it.

JustinM said...

So it's the same quality as The Counter but half the price? Sounds good. I hope they didn't charge you for the onions they forgot.

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Trafiłem na tę stronę przez Google, nie powiem ciekawa :)

Złocenie said...

Kiedy następny wpis?

Kosze na śmieci said...

Dobra puenta.

Kancelaria prawna poznań said...

Dzięki za ten wpis.

Rehabilitacja Wrocław said...

Częściej powinny pojawiać się tak dobre wpisy:)

Księgowość warszawa said...

Interesujące poglądy.

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rewelacyjna strona, zapraszam moją!

AmericasRestaurantRecipes said...

Definitely worth the trip. ;) Count on it.

Opalanie natryskowe said...

Nie mogę nie skomentować tej treści, super

Itaka kraków said...

To jeden z fajniejszych blogów na blogspocie.

Dekoracje Łódź said...

Przyjemny wpis. Dzięki.

Kostka brukowa dolnośląskie said...

Czekam na więcej.

Harry Thompson said...

wow, the burger actually looks good. However, how are the french fries recipes

Carson Lee said...

What an interesting blog; well-written -- I'll be back, for sure! I love how you are sort of a renegade -- in a culture where we're increasingly obsessed with, scolded about, and made to feel a failure if we're not Incredibly Thin, you have a niche. It's as if you're the first guy to let your hair grow long in, like, 1964, or something -- before everyone else did it....! + you don't appear heavy in the photos...you set a good example for how to Enjoy....

Zäune aus Polen said...

Ostatnio czytałam coś zupełnie innego.

Tłumacz angielski said...

zjawiskowa strona, zapraszam moją!

Anonymous said...

Great post! The only thing that would have made the post better was a picture of you doing the fat face! As I was scrolling down I really thought it was going to be there :(

and your not fat!

Buy property on costa del sol said...

Czytam twoje posty. Mój blog może byc odopwiedzią na twoje wątpliwości.

Kathy Ann Coleman said...

This sounds like a really fun promotion. I wonder if it's still going on and whether it's in Canada? I'd love to check it out. :D Thanks for sharing.

amna said...

Fast food has become one of the most popular trends in the world, i also fond of eating fast food specially Burger, i have visited most popular fast food restaurants around the globe but i found the McDonald's and burger king best for their burgers

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Fast food is very good for eating and its taste, but it is the one major cause for over weight and highest obesity rates, Untied States has the highest number of fast food restaurants therefore it has the highest obesity rates in the world. Most of American people are so fat.
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