As soon as you unwrap the Triple Cheese Burger from it's greasy translucent paper your entire body will be covered in their world famous Chili. It kind of just explodes on you like your heart does after you eat it. Mmm...
If I were on death row and they asked me what I wanted for my last meal it would definitely involve Tommy's. I'd probably eat two and say, "Woo hoo! Strap me up to the chair, I'm done!"
Once you pick up the burger it's hard to put down. You have to eat as fast as you can or it will just melt all over your clothes.
I think they crumble little Prozac pills into the cheese because I always feel happy after eating one.
Isn't it awesomely disgusting?If you're on the fence about becoming a vegetarian you have to eat one. It'll convince you to join the dark side.
Tommy's - Triple Chili Cheese Burger & Chili Fries
Taste ------------ (9) So greasy and delicious
Presentation ---(8) It's got that old timey burger stand feel
Price ------------- (8) $9 = Burger, Fries, Drink
Availability ----- (7) Based in California, expanding to Nevada
Quantity --------- (8) Oh so good Oh so fat
Satisfaction ----- (9) You won't want to eat for the rest of the day
Rating: 9 out of 10
When I think of Tommy's I think of everything that's wrong with America. We are all so gluttonous, fat, and greedy. We have no boundaries, etiquette, or self control. We want everything and anything in sight and I dig it.
