Cafe Sierra (Burbank, CA) - Rating: 7

Mark Lim - For some reason the fatter I get the less I want to blog about my obesity. I have promised myself that not matter how morbidly chunkafied I get, I will force myself to write about it.

Once a year my family and I dine in decadence. We stuff ourselves with all forms of multi-legged and tentacled creatures to the point of hallucination.

Cafe Sierra is a ritzy buffet filled with all sorts of goodies and here's some of them:

Way too salty crab legs, Prime Rib, Scallops, and for some reason the Lobster was soggy. It was like eating Wonderbread drenched in mayonaise.

Mmm... Crab Legs

I actually thought I got a bad lobster but it turns out they all tasted funky. Not sure what happend but it wasn't very good.

Here's a plate of Shrimp, Walnut Shrimp, Shrimp Dumplings, a Sushi Hand Roll, and Shark Fin Soup. The Walnut Shrimp was the best thing there.

Here's the woman who touched my hand rolls.

The Chefs manning the meat

Sushi Bar

Random desserts

Buffage

I've got crab legs and I know how to use them.

I was actually pretty disappointed with Cafe Sierra because it wasn't as good as it was last year. The food tasted kind of old and bland and it just wasn't as exciting. It's a pretty decent deal for $50 a person and still totally beats 50 McDonalds Double Cheese Burgers.

I hope next year they redeem themselves.